To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.T H I S
If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow.
FINE.
Huh? I thought everyone did that?
I love doing this. Especially older books.either really, really old books or brand shiny new books
is no one going to talk about the fact that nicolas cage could have played tony stark?
HA. I already knew what JARVIS stood for.
AND I AM SORRY. NICOLAS CAGE AND TOM CRUISE COULD NEVER BE TONY STARK. ONLY ROBERT DOWNEY JR CAN BE TONY STARK. HE IS TONY STARK.
NICOLAS CAGE *_________* No
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen

i get it now
oh
i’m in the middle for both of them…?
Maryland and Lousiana are top courteous sand top swearers, so I am imaging all the conversations go something like this
MD: “would you please be a dear and hand me that god damn paper?”
LA: “shit, I’m sorry - here you go you damn sweet thing you!”
MD: “thank you so damn much, you’re fucking wonderful!”
LA: “aw hell, don’t fucking mention it, darling”Maybe what they should’ve surveyed was the top passive-aggressive states …

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” - Arthur C. Clarke. Even something as mundane as a TV remote control would be considered magic to someone from the 19th or 18th centuries, for example. LEDs would blow Thomas Edison’s mind and we’d be picking Alexander Graham Bell up off the floor if he saw a cell phone.
Hell, who knows? Magic might exist, as long as it doesn’t violate the laws of physics.
I demand a spin-off about this wizard.
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

